So... do you have any bitcoins?

Bitcoin values have been skyrocketing recently. Soon it will be over 9000 I swear on the US Government's sustainability. I could write for hours about bitcoins and you still wouldn't get it so just start at www.reddit.com/r/bitcoin and good luck to you.

Get your free wallet here! http://bitcoin.org/en/choose-your-wallet. Don't forget your password, and don't tell it to anybody. That is the only way to open your wallet (unless you leave it open).

I have used bitcoin-qt and it is more secure bit it is slow. Multibit is still very secure and fast.

The two websites that buy/sell bitcoins with which I am familiar are coinbase.com and localbitcoins.com. There are more exchanges coming out but I am having trouble keeping up as new ones appear and others crash. Tread with caution if you decide to use a new bitcoin source.

Coinbase) You have to link your bank account. And your credit card. And you need your cell phone to login. But you get your bitcoins instantly! Usually.

Localbitcoins) Peer to peer (P2P) bitcoin exchange. Find someone selling bitcoins at a price you are willing to pay. You can use different payment methods including cash, bank transfer, paypal, etc. Also you may or may not meet the person face to face. Having a mobile bitcoin wallet app on your phone could be handy here.

Now that you have bitcoins...

If you want to support my nonstop rambling and raging against the machine, society, average people, and whatever crosses my mind, send your ones and zeroes to my wallet here. No donation is too small:
12dyMwEgbQWjZkEUMuVjPDRi2UTnSKqyc1

Or if you want to help people that really need it, go here and donate: http://seansoutpost.com/